Lois' Lost (and Looney!) Luvs!!!

Ah, Valentines day! The most loved up day of the year. When every lady sees their significant other as a Superman.

But there's only one lady who can actually claim that her beau is - and that's Lois Lane, comix' premiere ball-and-chain.

But it's not always been smooth sailing with the Kryptonian Kourtship; other silver-tongued devils have attempted to step in on the Big Red S's turf. In the Silver Age it seemed like every other week, some smoothie or big monster was laying on the love lyrics to Lois, and to celebrate this smoochy day, here are fifteen of the wildest:


15. Way to gloat Superman, you dick.

14. We all like a horny devil, a bad boy and they do say the devil has the best tunes; but....

13. ''Lois, my lung may be iron, but my heart is putty... in your hands!''

12. Last chance!? How old is she supposed to be???

11. He's either a gimp or a Mexican wrestler. Kinky!!

 

10. Why does Supes always wait 'til they're making wedding plans to reveal the terrible secret?

 

 

 

9. Spoiler: It am Bizarro - Flash.

 

 

 

8. To be fair he IS a beast...

 

 

7. He's so adorable every girl would contemplate a Herko loving!

 

6-4 A terrific trio of Dark Knight Dalliance!

 

 

 

 

And this one is a team effort!!!

 

3. If you think Lois is a jerk for marrying Lex Luthor, of all people, just read Superman's thought bubble:

 

 

 

 

2. It's like some screwed up Back To The Future.

 

 

1. .... But in the end, it always comes back to The Man Of Tomorrow, which is as it should be.