Friday, 17 February 2012

Don't Be A Phantom Stranger... Step Into The Phantom Zone!!!

                                   Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you,
                                    Happy Birthday Mr. Phantom...
                                      Happy Birthday, to you!!!

         (DCUC Superman body, DCD New Frontier Martian Manhunter head.)


Popular pulp character The Phantom is 76 years old today!

Created by Lee Falk, the Phantom was adapted into many media, including television, film and video games.


The Phantom series began with a daily newspaper strip on February 17, 1936, followed by a colour Sunday strip on May 28, 1939; and both still being seen today.

Creator Lee Falk continued work on The Phantom until 1999, when he died. 

Artists which have worked on the book have been; Ray Moore, Wilson McCoy, Bill Lignante, Sy Barry, George Olesen, Keith Williams, Fred Fredericks, Graham Nolan and the lovely Eduardo Barreto.

Today the comic strip is produced by writer Tony DePaul and artists Paul Ryan Monday-Saturday and Terry Beatty is giving us some superb Phantom love every Sunday.


So who is this hang around figure of the dailys? And why is he a fashion icon?



Well… The Phantom operates in the African country Bangalla and he is part of a line of crime fighters that go back to the ripe old year of 1536.
British sailor Christopher Walker was killed by pirates and he swore on oath to fight evil on the skull of his fathers murderer and so the Phantom legacy is born and passed from father to son.



 This has given the Phantom his mysterious nickname like ‘’The Ghost Who Walks’’, ''Gaurdian Of The Eastern Dark'', and ''The Man who can not Die'', as he is believed to be immortal.

The Phantom does not have any supernatural powers, he relies on his strength, intelligence and fearsome reputation of being an immortal ghost to defeat his foes.



He is also the first character to put on that super skin tight outfit, which super heroes can not get enough of… as well as putting on a mask to hide his identity  which hide his pupils another super-hero fashion of the day.

SO... lets say! Hip hip hooray for it's PHANTOM! Day!


Monday, 13 February 2012

Never Mind Buenos Aires... Here's Bueno Figura De Accion!!!



Welcome to the Firefrorefiddle and Flyingbatmobile.blogspot.com Argentine blog off!
During talks with the Flyingbatmobile ranch, Doc and I decided to throw out a little love to Argentina.

Every once in a while something really captures the imagination and that gets the creative juices flowing and the mysterious SUPER MALON!! Caught this girl’s eye!
First seen in the Planet DC Annuals,  Flash Annual #13.
Not all that much is known about this super team but they were inspired by 1950s Argentine hero El-Gaucho, (see http://flyingbatmobile.blogspot.com/2012/02/batmen-of-all-nations-el-gaucho-of.html )


The Super Malon are the defenders of Argentina and they like to keep their personal origins a secret which makes it very hard to blog about them.
So thought it might be nice to try and find out the original beliefs and stories surrounding their namesake as their identities have been influenced by Argentine folklore and legend.


The two team players we know the most and have been seen again in the DCU are Cachiru and La Salamanca.
Cachiru can fly through the use of his wings and has razor sharp talons. 

In the past, he shared a romantic relationship with La Salamanca who has the power of being an element controlling witch who also has the power to project herself. 

Her spirit self can remain from her body for approximately three hours. 
So what does legend tell us?
CACHIRÚ (also Cachurú) -  Is an evil deity known in the region of Santiago del Estero.




It is depicted as an odd type of owl like creature with huge claws and a sharp beak. Its feathers are dark grey and coarse and become bristles towards the legs. Its eyes radiate like fires in the dark. This light and his mischievous shrieks are the only thing that reveal its inaudible flight.
It is said that it can heave a man into the sky or tear him apart in an instant.
Preferably, it captures the soul at the hour of death and turns it into a horrible apparition.
It dwells in the most inaccessible parts of the forest where a man cannot penetrate due to the forests reduction, its kingdom is getting smaller so sightings of him have almost disappeared.
As for Salamanca, I can only presume she is named after the picturesque Spanish city? As far as my searches go for a proJecting Agintinan witch, I’ve yet to find.

El Yaguareté, meaning Jaguar is a super speedster!

El Yaguarete is part of another story, he’s part of the story known as the Legend of Yari.
These are the goddesses that came to earth, but when they arrived they found el yaguarete, and old el gaucho (the cowboy) had saved them and offered them shelter with his family. In return they gave him a new kind of plant which could be made into the ‘drink of friendship ’ which is known as Yerba Mate, which in itself has many legends surrounding it.


Cimarrón who is the handsome swashbuckling hero who could be described as a younger El Gaucho.

So what is Cimarron?
Well this ties back into the legends of El Yaguarte, Cimarron is the evergreen leaves which are used to make the drink Yerba Mate.

Pampero; can control wind currents and can create storms.

His name comes from a specific type of Argentine wind.
As we know certain parts of the globe receive different amounts of heat from the sun, it’s the same for wind. Wind blows from high to low,
A Pampero is a very cold south westerly wind formed, like many cold winds, in the middle of a continent - in this case South America. It blows across the Pampas grasslands in Argentina.

Now to my three favourite team members:
El Bagual: He is super-strong and nearly invulnerable but not quite all human. 
This handsome chappy has a horse head, mane, hooves and swishy tail!!
His name comes from a Spanish term for an untamed horse.

So what does legend tell us? well, it says he is a beautiful pony with long  tail and black mane,  he foams at the mouth and shoots fire from his eyes!!!
He appears late in the afternoon in a town called El Bagual, he met the most famous pialadores in the area.
The Bagual let them come, but when the Gauchos began to claim victory, he  fled?…



El Lobizón is a non-infectious lycanthrope.
This basically means, he’s a werewolf!!  Which are found in folklore all over the world.

So how does he differ?:

In Argentina their version of the werewolf is called the El Lobizon, their has had documented sightings all over the country, from farm land to highly populated city's, with the recent spate of reported sightings in northern Argentina.
What sets the El Lobizon apart from the classic werewolf is that rather than transmogrifying into a wolf it commutes into an over sized ferocious dog.
Also the El Lobizon can’t just be any human bitten by another werewolf, it is said that the creature can only be the 7th son of a family of only boys.
The belief is so strong in Argentina that the President of the country to this day, has the 7th son of every family baptised to try to stop any transformations, but just like it’s European counterpart the El Lobizon is victim to the lunar cycle.

Last but certainly not least;
Vizicacha… now how awesome is this!!??
HE IS BASED ON A CHINCHILLA!!!


He is a master thief and acrobat.
The vizcacha, is a chinchilla-like animal that lives in the Andes and Central Region of Argentina.
We see birds, we see bats,  cats, fish folk all the time running through comic books but this is the first time I have ever come across something based on that super soft extremely cute little crepuscular rodent.
And do we find him in the folklore? Well, not really...
The word Vizicacha is the genus of Lagostomus which is the family of the chinchilla.
Anyhow, he is an outgoing ground dwelling rodent substantially bigger than the chinchilla who likes very much to dig.
The word comes from the Spanish term Quechua wiskácha which is to make it’s home in the land, and is generally seen as a pest.
They have been so much fun to create, challenging at times but always the emphasis has been of the fun!! And fun on a bun it's been!!! 
I'm just a tad sorry we haven't seen these guys again!
As we're on the Argentina kick, I could not resist with this little extra!
Presenting.... BAT-HOMBRE!!!!


Spread the Argintine Love!!

Thursday, 9 February 2012

LA LA LA LA LA....Feeling a little horse!

Every customiser knows that sometimes you just need to get some air. Between the fumes of super-glue, paints and sheet plastic, the days when you don't, folk start to look a little like this...;)






Thursday, 2 February 2012

Sexy... Nay, Sassy... Yay!

Inspired by the Cracked article on the five most sexist super hero costumes, I thought I'd throw in my two tongue in cheek cents to the topic also.
One things for sure, the folk who design them, certainly have a problem with female anatomy, but must think about tits and ass quite a lot!!
One comic faux pas, does appear to be having the ability to point ones boobs and ones ass in the same direction?
I'm pretty much in agreement with Cracked at their five choices.
But I do have a soft spot for poor old Starfire...
I remember saying a few days after I had given birth to my son and looking in the mirror...
''I was diggin' the Starfire boobs''
that I currently possessed, BUT I wasn't kicking ass... 
*note I had a rough pregnancy, I took this time to read an entire run of the NEW TEEN TITANS!!!*
She was also designed for this exact purpose; to be so ridiculous and over sexed in appearance and ways, yet she possesses the charm and innocence that would win any hardened female over to being her biggest fan!... ick... kinda?
Well, not really as Wonder Girl is a thousand times better, but Starfire is favourable to her other female team- mate Raven.
It is fair to say that as decades pass the sillier the costumes get, so I'm going to balance this blog out with the top five sexy, yet well designed female super hero costumes.

So let’s do the worst first!

Number Five: POWER GIRL



Not much need to be said for this, except their great for resting a mug of coffee on, holding the remote control and hiding midnight snacks between!

Number Four: STARFIRE



But only her new oufit: I'm going to pinch this straight from CRACKED as it sums it up very very well, and it's lovely to hear a guy write this about such a stupid costume, he made me laugh with this.

''Starfire has always been the Captain Kirkiest character, a brightly colored alien demanding to be shown "more of this Earth thing called love," but her latest iteration is about as sexy as a speculum. It's certainly going for the right place, but it's so cold and clinically aimed that only those who've given up on regular sex could enjoy it.''

NAIL. HIT. RIGHT. ON. HEAD! Bravo!!

So, let’s not forget;  Here we have a subservient princess who’s had an accident with a bottle of Fake Bake, who comes to earth to learn about the joys of shagging earth men, likes to walk about naked and wins the heart of Robin. Nice!

Number Three: WONDER WOMAN.



Why, oh, why, would an Amazonian princess wear a thong?
In what use would wearing a thong be when crime fighting, she doesn't even have to worry about VPL!! As she's ditched the skirt.
 *sigh*

Number Two: Not a hero but there you go.
BOO!
I changed the game on you!
POISON IVY.


Originally the chestnut haired sultry lady to an increasingly green and orange plant like humanoid with strategically placed leaves and a penchant for Katy Perry songs! (because we know the boys like that right???... Sure! Every girl likes girlsrolly eyes)


But topping my NUMBER ONE POSITION IS:
This new DC Catwoman...



Apart from the awful story line running through the comic, the art is so off kilter it looks like it's drawn so we can just get as much T&A in there as poss? Jeez...

If there was ever a panel which could be defaced with childish school pranks, then this has to be it!!

But what kinda scares me; from what I read of the first issue of this book, those school boy scribbles could be quite accurate! Ugh...

So now the bad and ugly have been done with, the top five Sexy, Smart and Sophisticated Super heroine costumes.

Number Five: BLACK CANARY



Note the blue legs people!!!
I've never figured why they got reduced to just fish nets. I always assumed they were a pattern on the legging.
You're lucky if a pair of fishnets last a night out on the town dancing, let alone road trips across America helping out two green boys every now and again.

Number Four: PHANTOM GIRL



It's cute, it's sexy, and it would hold average sized boobs in place, being a little cheeky but still leaving a whole lot to the imagination, I LOVE this costume.

Number Three:  CATWOMAN



Bronze Age Catwoman.

In my heart of hearts, if I was to get uber geeky for a moment, and I shall... this is the costume I'd want to wear if I was a character in the DCU,  just as long as I had a BATMAN to catch with a cool car!!!

Number Two: HUNTRESS


The Big Bs daughter... Simply Purplicious!!

Number One: THE PHANTOM LADY!


The ultimate femme fatale costume, it's so easy for this to go tits up!
No pun intended!!
But if done correctly, it's about suggestion only, and you'd literally be able to knock the bad boys off their feet.

So there you have it, one geeky girl’s geeky view on geeky gear!


Thursday, 26 January 2012

NAMM 2012


This week in Anaheim California we have seen one of the most exciting rock events of the year.


The National Association Of Music Merchants.


So why do I get excited about a merch show?


I'm always interested as to who shows up to try out and endorse the new products.... who looks awful on it, and who looks pretty good, who plays, who sounds great who doesnt etc...


It's not brain surgery.

This show is simply a rock star spot fest! from all genres and generations, you get a few surprises, you get the regulars and you get strange worlds colliding.




This is my annual equivalent of those women's magazines which you see on the stands with headlines likes ''Who's Jlo dating'' ''The Pippa diet'' and of course the endless gossip on Lyndsay Lohan.


So I get to see ''Whos Tommy fucking'' ''The David Crosby diet'' and of course the bitching between Lita Ford and Joan Jett...


I wanna know who acts like a wanker, and who's cool.  Seems to have been a quieter year than last year, but things I've learnt: There is no way I would have recognised 2nd rater LA Guns members, Kerri Kelli appears to have aged by 20 years in the last 6 and Poisons CC Deville has the whitest teeth I have ever seen,


Big thanks to message board Metal Sludge and their coverage of the show as that is where I'm linking the pix from!




This guy should need NO introduction...

 

Zakk Wilde!  poss Sharon Osbourne at the front???




Tommy Lee

Alice
 


Bobby Weir
 

DJ Ashba! now he's a rock star!!

Chris Holmes and Lita Ford the reunion... hmmm does anyone care?





A little dissapointing this year!! last year rocked!!

Monday, 23 January 2012

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE... pref ALIVE!!




This is Kitty Spirit, he's been missing since New Years Day, but he does have another house he visits; an older lady who spoils him rotten, so he is a little chunkier now than on these pix. This is where he has been staying until 2 weeks ago, the 10th January.

The lady who's house he stays over at has been told of a road traffic accident involving a black kitty at the bottom of her road which makes us all very concerned.

Now... knowing Spirit very well makes me question this, as he is far from stupid, this cat is a real cat... he wanders, he stays out all night, he brings me severed rats heads to my bed, and normally he stays right away from cars but he always checks in with either one of his houses.

But he hasn't done...

Spirit is micro-chipped, he wears a silver reflective collar with tag  with veterinary surgery information and my own engraved onto it as well as THREE bells... he's sod for the birds...

SO HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAT!!?



Once he gains your trust he is extremely affectionate, and dribbles immensely while he purrs, he will happily sit and stalk birds come rain or shine. He's not a fussy eater but loves eggs, boiled, scrambled, poached, you name it, he'll have it! He is used to other animals and children so doesn't scare easily.



He may be seen by bird feeders, with squirrels in his mouth, eating mice and bringing in rats... he growls like a dog if you try to take any of his catch away from him but on the whole he does tend to kill it rather than play with it.



The accident happened on Stanway Road by the junction to Hazel Road in Whitefield if you know any further info on this please contact me via the blog email.

We just want to know either way... as at the moment we're calling him everyday, he has a brother Shadow who is looking for him and a 5yo boy who is missing him very much.


We do think it is possible he has wandered, got into a delivery truck, trapped in a shed/garage somewhere as he is adventurous.

We have contacted the local vets and sanctuaries but nothing has been reported.





The Spirit Of The Cat -


At the end of the garden,  JD got a surprise,
when through the hedge he saw two bright yellow eyes.
As he walked slowly closer, he crouched down to see
a small fluffy cat, as black as could be.
He held out his hand, and said "hello,"
but the cat just hissed and crouched down low.
JD thought, "What a silly cat,
Grandma's Tabs doesn't behave like that."
JD was lost for words as the cat ate the bread put out for the birds!
Underneath the fluffy fur, he saw he was thin
and watched him searching through the grey bin.
We called him Spirit and he soon understood,
that his life in our house could be good.
Plenty of food and a warm place at night,
and if he didn't want to be stroked, then that was alright.
He soon settled down, and his coat glistened
and when JD spoke, he sat there and listened.
He knew he was thankful for all he had done,
a special new friendship had now just begun.